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Neuer Witz, - aber in Englisch

Dr. Hook / 12 Antworten / Flachansicht Nickles

Hi,
habe hier einen neuen Witz. Ist zwar in Englisch, - das sollte aber wohl kein Problem darstellen. Schließlich hat ja fast jeder Abitur heutzutage.


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I\'m still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you\'ve been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he\'d look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn\'t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn\'t know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn\'t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I\'ve married you, I\'m really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You\'re a lawyer. This time I know I\'m gonna get screwed!"


cu

Dr. Hook


PS: Wieso vermisst sie wohl Husband #10 so? ;-)

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