Neue Runde im Bittorrent-Krieg
Fetten Respekt, Schweden 
Ob die Amis jetzt in Schweden einmaschieren??
DIGIXP
PS: Achtung Satire:
Sweden ist stockpiling nuclear, chemical and biological weapons!
by--Captain Garlic--
President Bush: Swedish Regime Danger to America is "Grave and
Growing"
Radio Address by the President to the Nation
THE PRESIDENT: Good morning. This week leaders of the Congress agreed
on a strong bipartisan resolution authorizing the use of force if
necessary to disarm the Swedish commies and to defend the peace. Now
both the House and the Senate will have an important debate and an
historic vote. Speaker Hastert and Leader Gephardt and Leader Lott
did tremendous work in building bipartisan support on this vital
issue.
The danger to America from the Swedish regime is grave and growing.
Sweden has a horrible history of striking without warning. In
defiance of pledges to the United Nations, Sweden has stockpiled
biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities
used to make more of those weapons.
Sweden has longstanding ties to file sharers, liberals, linux users
and other terrorist groups, which are capable of and willing to
deliver weapons of mass death.
We cannot leave the future of peace and the security of America in
the hands of these cruel and dangerous vikings. Sweden must be
disarmed. And all the United Nations resolutions against their
support for filesharing and terrorism must be enforced.
The United States does not desire military conflict, because we know
the awful nature of war. Our country values life, and we will never
seek war unless it is essential to security and justice and
shareholder value. We hope that Sweden complies with the world's
demands. If, however, the Swedish regime persists in its defiance,
the use of force may become unavoidable. Delay, indecision, and
inaction are not options for America, because they could lead to
massive and sudden horror.
Thank you for listening.
George W. Bush
