MUST BE READ WITH ITALIAN ACCENT
One day Ima gonna to Detroit to a bigga hotel. Ina morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss´s toast. She bring me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss on my plate, you sonna na bitch. I don´t even know the lady and she call me a sonna na bitch.
Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bring me a spoon and knife, but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock. She tells me everone wanna fock. I tella her, "You no understand, I wanna fock on the table." She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna na bitch.
So I go back to my room ina hotel and there isa no shits on my bed. I calla the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tells me to go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit ina the bed. He say you better no shit on the bed, you sonna na bitch.
I go to the check out and the man at the desk say "Peace to You" I say piss on you, too, you sonna na bitch. I gonna back to Italy.
