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Nigeria-Connection Mails

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Hi Zusammen !

Es kennt wahrscheinlich jeder diese dubiosen Mails der Nigeria-connection, in der irgendein Sultan, König oder Häuptling Millionen Dollar aus seinem Land schaffen will und einem dabei 40% Profit verspricht :) Habt ihr euch nicht einmal gefragt was passiert,
antwortet man auf eine dieser Mails?
Wie die weitere Vorgehensweise der Betrüger ist?

Nun gut, ich habe einmal aus meinem Spammail-Account auf einer dieser Mails geantwortet. Was zurückkam war sehr lustig, wenn ich mir es auch nicht erklären kann.

Die zweite Mail ist nicht Jugendfrei (fragt mich nicht warum). Also bitte nur lesen wenn Volljährig.


Erste Spammail:

I am Mr. JOHNSON OBI, Provincial Director pacific
Bank of nigeria, victoria island Branch. I have
urgent and very confidential business proposition for
you.
... Hier folgt die ganze Masche mit den Millionen Dollar die einem winken sollen...ziemlich uninteressant, üblicher Quatsch...

Meine Antwort:

Hello Mr. Johnson Obi,

Yes, i want to help you !

Tell me what i have to do and i want you help you as soon as possible.
yours,
Marcus Brodrick


Die derbe Antwort darauf:

Dear Marcus,
I received your mail and I wish to thank you immensely
for your kind interest to be assfucked like the mugu this
transexual and your penis to support and assfist
me in this transexact. Please, find hereunder the
details of the transaction for better cocksucking.
Actually this transexual is real, and zero hundred
percent risk free and doesrelate to a breach of
law and proceed from drugs. It is a matter of necessity
to contact you for this transaction without further
investigation about your person, as I view you to be a
more assfucking personality. It is therefore
necessary that you tell me a little about your titties. I
hope you would not buttfuck me. As for v.d, it is a
given thing that vd is earned, it is given out
lightly; however, because I need you in this
assfucking, I must give you my herpes; it is worth 40%
of this short pecker... I believe that this will keep you
from holding back to my own share of the tampons if the
strings is completed.
Like I stated in my pooper, I will like you to
provide your full frontal nudity and ass so that the
Attorney will prepare the necessary vibrators and
asslubes which will put you in place as the next of
ass. We shall hire two separate hookers.
The first attorney will process the PILL, which will
name you as a close friend/beneficiary/sole executor
of the Will. Once it is done I will send you a copy by
fax for your records. The second attorney will file in
the Federal High court with an appropriate affidavit
in order to secure a letter of probate empowering you
as the close friends/next of kin/Sole Beneficiary and
Trustee/Sole Executor of the Estate of Mr.Michael
Creek which includes the sum of US$20.2M lying in the
account number which I shall give you. The essence of
hiring two attorneys is to make sure that both
attorneys will not have the details of this
transaction and thereby prevent them from knowing that
this is a deal.
Upon preparation of these documents and approvals from
the Ministry of Justice, the letter of probate will be
and dam its tough for this hacker to keep putting porno
refernces in to the text of this scam fuck asshole.
to our correspondence bank in Europe or America who
will now transfer the money to your nominated account.
All these processes will be accomplished within 10
working days and money will be transferred to your
account immediately. The very good thing about this
transaction is that it will done in a very proper and
legal manner.
I would like you to make available to me your private
telephone and fax number so that we can discuss and
also
your i.d card or any form of identity. I
can also send you via fax a copy of my ID card and the
certificate of the fixed deposit for your assurance
that this is a genuine transaction and I want you to
take it very seriously.
Please confirm your willingness by providing all the
requested information above. All modalities for the
successful completion of this transaction has been
mapped out provided that you maintain absolute
confidentiality and keep to my instructions I shall
hand over to you from time to time for a successful
completion.
Once I clarify your willingness to proceed with the
transaction, then I shall give you
the copy of the certificate of deposit and my ID card.
Please email me for further explanation on this
private email address. you may send me a mail or call
me on with further information about yourself before we proceed
further.
johnson


Strotz nur so vor bösen Wörtern. *loool*
Scheint fast so als hätte die Mail jemand bearbeitet:
"and dam its tough for this hacker to keep putting p*rno
refernces in to the text of this scam f*ck *sshole."

Irgendwie lustig, die ganze Sache.

Gruß
IDE-ATAPI

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PS: um wieviel Uhr kommt ihr am Samstag?
Gruß
Steven

Gesundheit konnte ich mir nicht kaufen... Deshalb habe ich fast keine mehr...
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