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About Problems:

Taoism: Problems happen.

Confucianism: Confucius says, problems happen.

Buddism: If problems happen, they aren’t really problems.

Zen: What is the sound of problems happen?

Hinduism: This problem happened before.

Islam: If problems happen, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let problems happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If problems happen, you deserve it.

Judaism: Why does this problem always happen to us?

Atheism: I don’t believe in problems.

Agnosticism: What is "problem"?

Capitalism: Let’s make problems and solve them for money!

Socialism: Cancelled – because of problems.

Individualism: All problems are my problems!

Pluralism: Problems for everybody!

Hippies: Not a problem, the solution.

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